Best EA FC 24 team names for Pro Clubs & Ultimate Team

Aryan Singh
Two teams walking out in EA FC 24

EA FC 24 lets you create and personalize teams in both the Clubs and Ultimate Team game modes. You can also pick the names of both squads. So, here are our picks for the best names to use for your EA FC 24 Clubs and Ultimate Team squads.



EA FC 24 sees the return of many fan-favorite game modes, including Clubs (previously known as Pro Clubs) and Ultimate Team. Both modes come with a variety of new features that improve the experience while retaining what made them so enjoyable in prior titles.

As always, the core gameplay loop revolves around creating strong squads and taking on opponents online. You can also customize your team in many different ways and even change its name. To add a personal touch to the name, you can opt for a nice bit of wordplay, a clever pun, or maybe even something ridiculous.

With this in mind, here are our picks for the best names to use for your EA FC 24 Clubs and Ultimate Team squads.

EA FC 24 players with their Ultimate Team kits
Stand out among other Clubs by opting for a unique name.

Best names for EA FC 24 Clubs and Ultimate Team

Our picks for the best names to use for EA FC 24 Clubs and Ultimate Team squads are a selection of whimsical puns and verbal jabs, with some being pretty ridiculous as mentioned earlier.

Without further ado, here are the best names for Pro Clubs and Ultimate Team:

  • ABCDE FC
  • Ake 47 FC
  • Bayer Neverlusen
  • Borussia Teeth
  • Baines on Toast
  • Class on Grass
  • Chicken Tikka Mo Salah
  • I Dont Kjær
  • AC Me Rollin
  • Cesc Pistols
  • Inter Row Z
  • CtrlAltDefeat
  • Cheesy Iheanachos
  • Chiellini Con Carne
  • Lallana Del Ray
  • Krul to be Kind
  • SlideIntoMyCDM
  • Weiss Weiss Baby
  • IsUrMotherWell
  • Bacuna Mateta
  • Dribble Cisse
  • Pique Boo
  • Auba Eats
  • Ayew Mad
  • Lads on Toure
  • FC Fuchs Sake
  • Sheffield Thursday
  • Gangster’s Allardyce
  • Moves like Agger
  • Who Ate All Depays
  • MeeMyDelphAndIbe
  • Haven’t a Kalou
  • Hierro Rocher
  • 50ShadesOfOShea
  • Slumdog Mignolet
  • Ivory Toast
  • Rashford Fiesta
  • The Wizard of Ozil
  • Puyol Pants Down
  • Guns N Moses
  • Kinder Mbeumo
  • Finding Timo
  • 21 Savic’s
  • Petr Cech Yourself
  • Ting Goes Skriniar
  • Snorting Lisbon
  • Happy Neuer
  • Neighmar
  • LSD Eindhoven
  • Unathletic Madrid

Those were our picks for the best names for your EA FC 24 Clubs and Ultimate Team squads. For more on the game, check out:

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